…Montevideo, 1962. The cereal magnate’s daughter was hosting another one of her infamous midnight soirées. Between the crystal chandeliers and gilt-edged mirrors, I spotted it: the most sophisticated approach to relaxation I’d ever encountered. Not your corner store’s rice treat, no. This was elevation through artistry.

Today’s version might be even better.

Trippy Treats Delta-9 THC Cereal Bars (No. 420). A masterfully crafted fusion of crispy cereal and mini marshmallows, infused with precisely measured Delta-9 THC (choose your adventure: 75MG or 400MG per package). Each bar delivers 16 carefully portioned servings of bliss, wrapped in a flavor profile that would make any pastry chef jealous. The discrete package feels at home whether you’re unwinding in your penthouse or sharing with friends at an upstate gallery opening.

Warning: May cause spontaneous philosophical discussions about the nature of time and an inexplicable appreciation for vintage cereal commercials. Not your childhood’s marshmallow treat. Available in 75MG (for the casual connoisseur) or 400MG (for the dedicated enthusiast). Each serving contains a precise measure of Delta-9 THC, expertly distributed throughout every delightful bite.

Product Details:

• Premium Delta-9 THC cereal bars
• Available in 75MG or 400MG total THC
• 16 servings per container
• Made with real fruity cereal and mini marshmallows
• Lab-tested for quality and potency
• Manufactured by The Hemp Doctor
• Third-party lab tested for purity
• Full-spectrum hemp extract
• Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight
• Serving suggestion: Start with 1/4 bar to determine effects

Introducing The Hemp Doctor’s Delta 9 THC Trippy Treats! These fruity cereal bars are infused with D9 THC for a potent punch of THC in every bite. Enjoy a delightful blend of fruity cereal marshmallow treats and the properties of D9 THC, perfect for relaxation or inspiration. Try them today and discover a new level of satisfaction!

Available in a 75MG bite-size treat or a shareable 400MG fruity cereal bar!

Get well-schooled from a reer-reviewed scientific paper that discusses Delta-9 THC’s chemical properties for The National Center for Biotechnology Information (NCBI).

Get more context from another authority, the National Hemp Association.